Monday, September 5, 2011

Jim's Guide to Toy Retention


Step One: Inspect the object thoroughly to assess whether it is worth protecting.


Step Two: Examine all passers-by. Use the threat of tongue-violence, if necessary, to make sure no one steals your interesting object.


Step Three: Devour the item in question before anyone can take it away.

2 comments:

Rosa said...

Nom nom nom!

Jim's Ma said...

Hello, Beloved Family! Be warned, the Monster-in-law will be there Thursday evening! Get ready, cuz here we come!