Step One: Inspect the object thoroughly to assess whether it is worth protecting.
Step Two: Examine all passers-by. Use the threat of tongue-violence, if necessary, to make sure no one steals your interesting object.
Step Three: Devour the item in question before anyone can take it away.
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Nom nom nom!
Hello, Beloved Family! Be warned, the Monster-in-law will be there Thursday evening! Get ready, cuz here we come!
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