A Conversation with Jim:
(Lottie begins to cry suddenly behind me)
Jim (sounding concerned): Mommy, why's Yottie cryin'?
Me (slightly distracted): I dunno, Jim, she's probably getting hungry.
Jim (contemptuous of my ignorance): No, she's not hungry! I just hit her with my shoe.
Me (unsurprised): ...
I'm not sure why he asks when he already knows the answer better than anyone.
A Conversation with Lottie:
(Lottie points to random body part)
Lottie: Owwie! S'ooch it?
Repeat. And again. And again.